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The Bird's Word

The Bird's Word

Strange New Object

Posted by Cindy on January 29, 2014 at 10:50 AM

This is an emergency announcement from the Avian News Network...

Be on the look out for strange, new objects approaching the cage, often in the hand of your human.  The object may look much like a previous toy or it may appear to be a fun object to play with, but do not be fooled! This foul device may be out to destroy you, but it has duped your poor human, tricking her to install it in your apartment.  It is up to YOU to warn your human about how dangerous this device is.  If your human tries to install a new "toy" in your apartment, take the following actions:

1. Run or fly to the far side of your apartment.

2. Squawk loudly several times.

3. Growl.

4. Flap your wings.

If you are energetic enough in your protests, your human should get the idea and move the "toy" to a safe distance where you can keep an eye on it and determine if it is in fact a toy or if maybe it's one of those, strange, devious objects out to destroy your world.

This is Masika D. Grey reporting for the Avian News Network.

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