Writing on the Edge
The Bird's Word
|Posted by Cindy on December 10, 2013 at 10:10 PM|
We interrupt your regular broadcast for this important news bulletin:
Strange New Disease Afflicts Humans!
Be on the lookout for a strange new disease causing dangerous growths on the arms of human beings. Although this growth looks to be approximately the same as the human's natural skin color, be warned. The growth is fuzzy and scratchy and can trap your sensitive toenails. If you should encounter such a growth on your human, the following actions are effective:
1. Squawk loudly.
2. Fly to the safety of the nearest wall of your cage.
Humans call this disease a "wrist brace," but if prompt action is taken, no further harm will result.
This as been an important news bulletin. Masika Grey reporting for ANN, the Avian News Network.